A Cure for Wellness (2017)
Director: Gore Verbinski
Cast: Dane DeHaan, Jason Isaacs, Mia Goth
A good place to start this review would be by mentioning
that director Gore Verbinski was at one point attached to direct a film based on
an extremely popular and successful video game called Bioshock. Strangely enough I finished playing all three
Bioschock games last week! I was so hooked, I had no social life for a while. I
played all three games back to back! Upon finishing the Bioshock trilogy I was
left with the notion that these games would in fact make fantastic movies and
that if Gore Verbinski, a director I’ve come to admire, was going to be the one
helming the film adaptation, I could rest assured It would be good adaptation.
Sadly, just eight weeks before the film was to begin shooting, and after much
pre-production, Universal got cold feet because Verbinski wanted the film to be
a hard ‘R’ rated violent film and the studio didn’t want to risk 200 million on
a big budget horror film. So Universal Studios pulled the plug on the project. Apparently
Verbinski really had an itching to make that film because here comes a not
surprisingly similar idea in the form of A Cure for Wellness (2017). So are the
rumors true? Is this film heavily influenced by the game? And video game
connections aside, was the film any good?
A Cure for Wellness tells the story of a young businessman named Lockhart, who is sent by his superiors to bring back his company’s CEO. You see, the rich old man went on a trip to the Swiss Alps to visit a ‘Wellness Spa’ and ended up never coming back. Lockhart’s mission is to bring him back at any cost because the future of the company is hanging on the balance of this one mission. The mysterious “spa” is rumored to have these curative waters, which can heal people, and quite possibly, give them immortality! Is it all on people’s minds? Or is there something else at work here? Will Lockhart ever return from the Spa that no one returns from?
A Cure for Wellness tells the story of a young businessman named Lockhart, who is sent by his superiors to bring back his company’s CEO. You see, the rich old man went on a trip to the Swiss Alps to visit a ‘Wellness Spa’ and ended up never coming back. Lockhart’s mission is to bring him back at any cost because the future of the company is hanging on the balance of this one mission. The mysterious “spa” is rumored to have these curative waters, which can heal people, and quite possibly, give them immortality! Is it all on people’s minds? Or is there something else at work here? Will Lockhart ever return from the Spa that no one returns from?
So yes, the film does in fact have many, many things in
common with Bioschock. It has leeches, it has lighthouses, it has crazy old
people hell bent on “perfection” and beauty. It involves the idea of sucking
the life out of people, so yeah, fans of Bioshock will find a special delight
in seeing this film because it is in fact sort of like a Bioschock film,
without the more expensive elements of the game, like having an entire city
underwater. But even though it does have similarities to these games, it’s also
very much its own thing. Video games similarities aside, the good news is that
I truly enjoyed this creepy as hell movie. It’s the kind of old school horror
film that does not in any way rely on jump scares, or cheap loud noises to
creep you out. Nope, these scares are
well orchestrated my friends! The last time that Gore Verbinski took a stab at
horror was with The Ring (2002) and I remember being blown away by that one the
first time I saw it in theaters. It was a PG-13 horror film that showed me that
when a filmmaker truly tries, the PG-13 rating doesn’t even matter! Of course,
when a film is R rated you can go further and Verbinski really milks his ‘R’
rating in A Cure for Wellness. There are some truly gruesome bits here, but
there’s also the intensity of the very adult thematic elements.