Title: The Lords of Salem (2013)
Writer/Director: Rob Zombie
Cast: Sherri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Ken Foree, Dee
Wallace, Maria Conchita Alonso, Meg Foster
From the very beginning, when I first saw House of a 1000
Corpses (2003), I always thought that Rob Zombie was a horror film director
with lots of potential. House of a 1000 Corpses wasn’t a perfect film, but
there was something there that screamed "this guy is promising". What gives Zombie the edge that other
horror directors don’t have is that he knows horror inside and out; he’s
obviously seen thousands of horror films and genuinely loves the genre. Add to this the fact that he’s directed many
of his own music videos and you’ve got a guy with the knowledge and
understanding of the horror genre as well as the necessary experience behind
the camera to make a decent horror film. He took a stab at making commercially viable
horror films with his remake of John Carpenter’s Halloween (2007) and followed
that one with his own thing called Halloween II (2009), but according to Rob
Zombie himself, making these two films wasn’t exactly the happiest of
experiences. Working under the yoke of oppressive movie producers just isn’t
Zombie’s style! He needs to let those creative juices run wild and free! And
so, thanks to Oren Peli and his Haunted Films label well, Rob Zombie was given
carte blanche to do a movie his way, and so here we finally have The Lords of
Salem, a true blue Rob Zombie horror film. How was it?
The Lords of Salem revolves around Heidi Hawthorne, a radio
DJ whose life begins to take a twist towards the dark side when she receives a
mysterious package addressed to her. The package says it comes from “The Lords
of Salem” a heavy metal band that she’d interviewed on her radio show. The
package is addressed directly to her. She
soon discovers it’s a vinyl record, when she plays it out of sheer curiosity, she
goes on a trance, getting these weird visions of witches being burned alive.
What's happening to Heidi? Why is she seeing these horrible images? To make things worse, she
has a mysterious neighbor who looks at her from the shadows of his apartment
down the hall. She tries to be friendly to the new faceless neighbor but the
neighbor only slams the door in her face! What gives?
I’ve always said that Rob Zombie is kind of like the Quentin
Tarantino of horror films. Same as Tarantino, Rob Zombie watches a bunch of movies,
puts them all in a blender and then makes his own thing with them. Take for
example House of a 1000 Corpses, which was a homage to Tobe Hooper’s Texas
Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part II (1986). He took
elements from both of these movies and mixed them with his own brand of
craziness, the result was an experience, uneven at times, but an experience
none the less. For The Lords of Salem, Zombie put an even larger amount of
films in the grinder! First up, Rob Zombie bows down to one of the greatest
directors of our time, Stanley Kubrick. Many shots on the film have that
Kubrickian perfection to them; for example Zombie has these long shots of a hallway that echoed those
long shots on of the hotel hallways in Kubrick’s The Shinning (1980). I must
say that this careful attention to constructing a shot was something new for me
in a Rob Zombie film; most of the time Zombie’s camera is kinetic and crazy,
moving about in scattershot fashion. On Lords of Salem you can tell that Zombie
was going for a slightly more elegant horror film, in this way he paid his
respects to Kubrick, which I immediately dug.
Then we have these crazy dream sequences that looked like
they came straight out of a Ken Russell film. You ever seen Ken Russell’s
Altered States (1980) or Lair of the White Worm (1988)? On these films, Russell’s
characters always end up having these crazy dreams that feel like acid trips, with
religious iconography being profaned. Images of goats and crucifixes and nuns
being raped and all that? Well, on Lords
of Salem you will see these types of tripped out dream sequences, one look at
them and you can tell Zombie watched a couple of Ken Russell’s films. I’ve yet
to see Ken Russell’s The Devils (1971), but something tells me that The Devils
was a huge influence on The Lords of Salem because that film is also about
witches. I also caught similarities with films like Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s
Baby (1968), because of this idea of having a paranoid character surrounded by
a bunch of devil worshipping neighbors, and yet another film it reminded me of
was The Sentinel (1977), a film about a woman who lives in apartment building
that ends up being a gateway to hell. And if I go deeper, then I can also tell
ya that certain scenes, especially those involving the witches and their satanic
rituals reminded me a lot of Haxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages (1922). The
scenes with the witches dancing naked in the fire and spitting on babies and
the such…right out of Haxan in deed. On one scene they put this mask on a
witch, an obvious homage to the opening sequences on Mario Bava’s Black Sabbath
(1963). So the influences on this one are like a Smorgasbord of horror. What
can I say, Rob Zombie knows who to borrow from.
What surprised me the most about Lords of Salem is that Zombie
has constructed a film that relies more on mood and feel than on words, like an
Italian horror film, there’s very little dialog, the film tells it’s story more
through images. Every shot of the film
is dark, brooding, depressive…Zombie really created a permeating, dreadful
atmosphere with this one. The film isn’t loud and in your face like House of a
1000 Corpses, this one takes its time, building up the scares. Cheap jump
scares are out of the question on this one. No, with this one Zombie wants’ to
get inside your head, it is more about creating a sense of impending doom,
loved that about it. This isn’t a film where people are running around
screaming and running from a chainsaw, nope, this one is about the slow scares
that creep up on you, so in that sense it’s a very different type of Rob Zombie
film. And yes, it is style over substance, but that’s a good thing in my book
when it comes to certain directors. What I mean is that Rob Zombie is an
incredible output of artistic energy, the guy is a bonafide Rock Star, still
pumping out cool tunes to this day (listen to Dead City Radio if you don’t
believe me!), the guy has done comics, cartoons, films…he’s done independent
horror films as well as commercial ones, the guy has even done freaking
television commercials! Hell, Lords of Salem even has a novelization! In other
words, Zombies all about the art, so I like the fact that this movie is not so
much about the words and more about the visuals and the mood. And speaking of
visuals, Zombie out did himself; at a certain point the film simply turns to
eye candy for me, couldn’t take my eyes off. The colors, leaping off the
screen!
Final word on Lords of Salem is that it isn’t a film for
everyone, at times it can result truly shocking, especially when it comes to
those scenes involving witch rituals. Normally, films about Satanism come off
as goofy to me, but when they are done right, it works. And this one pulled it
off brilliantly. Like Alucarda (1977), this film is all about people hailing
Satan and requesting his presence and all that, which I’m sure will prove to be
just a bit too much for some viewers, especially those of you inclined towards Christianity.
You’ve been warned! In this movie, there is no hope, it’s all gloom and doom.
At the same time, I have to tell you guys that this is without a doubt in my
mind Rob Zombies best film; it’s far superior to anything he’s done before and
for that I salute the Zombie. I believe Zombie can go even further, but this
one was close to being perfect in my book. So if you ask me, Rob Zombie
continues to grow and evolve as a horror director, he keeps surprising me and I’m
happy he’s still making horror films. He’s turned into one of this generations
greatest horror directors. I’m sure he’ll keep it going, I certainly hope he
does, which reminds me, there’s hope for horror yet!
Rating: 4 out of 5














